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Posted by venlala on 19th July 2010

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A smoke test trying to submit a blog post from my mobile. Featuring summer, sauna and a butt print.

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Posted by venlala on 18th October 2009

A Baby for Roi & a Place in Heaven for me and my kind

Oh dear, Five months of blog abstinence is a direct result of the northern summer: Finnish winter is long, cold and pitch black best spent playing MMOs or hibernating, but summertime is for fun and outdoors. To prove that I didn’t just build a time machine in May and set it to October, here are couple of ‘photos or it did not happen‘:

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One of the photos a drunken photographer took in Espa in June.
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Eppu Normaali live ^^ first time ever for me. Jannen Jamit, Järvenpää, Aug 2009. me

My mum takes awesome photos, it was just a really blurry day :) A rabbit holding a candle, a gigantic balloon and me. Taidehalli, Aug 2009.

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Fingerboard park, Kasarmintori, Helsinki.

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Pipilotti Rist‘s video installation in Kiasma. Or a red-haired Finnish fairy. You decide.

Far too soon the evenings have been getting darker and weather colder. Only last week it was hailing when I cycled home from work and I froze half of my remaining brain cells in one go. A bonus pic from Torni‘s ladies’ room; this is what Helsinki is going to look like from now on – but much darker.

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From the random photos to Great News: my dear friend Roi is now a married man (Hooray!), the bun is in the oven (Hooray!)  and in April Roi will start a new hobby changing diapers (Hooray!). Gratz to Sonja too, well done! ^^

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With Roi in Tuska metal festival, June 2009

Roi has been a great friend of mine all the way from our studies in Southampton Institute. Together we have been to more gigs than an average kid sees in a whole lifetime and now Roi gets to pass his great taste of music to the kid. How lucky is this baby going to be: falling asleep listening to the sweet Gothenburg sound. And naturally, Roi told me these great news in Raised Fist gig. All this will naturally mean less gigs for us together, but it sure happens for a good cause! :P From metal babies to last weekend’s CLUES TO HUMAN BEHAVIOR: Planet Fun Fun exhibition in Keravan Taidemuseo, where a workmate of mine is one of the displaying artists. Check out the piece below by Petri Ala-Maunus called There is a Place in Heaven for Me and My Kind. I am happy to live  longer knowing I will eventually get to this Jehovan style paradise with added lambs and flames: ala-maunus

In September I turned 35 and am now officially old enough to fit into the cougar age group (aka hunt, prowl, corner, pounce):

A cougar, by my definition, refers to a woman over the age of 35 (or 40 depending on who you ask) that goes out looking for younger dudes to prey on to fulfill their mature urges. While cougars have been around for a long time, they have become increasingly popular over the past few years thanks to the antics of high-profile cougars like Demi Moore, Linda Hogan and Debbie Rowe.

Glad that aging women are trendy now. However, does this mean I will need to start checking ID’s now? :D Somehow, those hot calculating, man-eating huntresses couldn’t be further from me – I feel more like MacGyver instead. Anyone else old enough to remember the following dialogue in the first ever MacGyver episode:

Colson: “You know, it’s gonna take alot more than you can carry in that knapsack to get you through all this.”

MacGyver: “Well, the bag’s not for what I take Colson, it’s for what I find along the way.”

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Posted by venlala on 16th April 2009

The Federation of Planets FTW!

In the latest South Park episode Pinewood Derby, the world leaders are concerned Finland is going to squeal and nuke it off the map.

Here’s a spoiler:

This species failed. No s**t, Sherlock.

Viacom is currently taking all-too-familiar action removing all the clips from Youtube quoting their usual copyright issues. And more cold water to the Finns – I tried link to the full episode in South Park website, but got this message instead:

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Fingers crossed South Park manages to get rid of those pre-existing contractual oblication jerks asap.

The recent promise about the full movies and TV shows to be made available in Youtube sounded great, but don’t believe it, wrote Mark Hachman yesterday in PCMag:

Partners like Crackle, CBS, MGM, Lionsgate and Starz made thousands of TV episodes and hundreds of movies available on Youtube for consumers to watch for free beginning on Thursday, in a bid to challenge Hulu for dominance in the online video space.

Don’t believe it. Google has amassed a TV lineup only a sick old retiree could love, with movies that belong in the dollar VHS bin. At this point, the shocking lack of content only highlights how competitors like Hulu can and will succeed in a cutthroat market where content is king. Quite frankly, it’s a little embarrassing.

The full episode isn’t available in Hulu either, so it looks like Viacom is simply trying to prevent earthlings from watching online how Finland gets nuked. Luckily, all Scandinavians are taught in elementary school where to search for the full South Park episodes. ;)

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Posted by venlala on 25th March 2009

Nice Guys Finish Last

Couple of photos from Grand One digital media awards last Thursday in Apollo:

Antti & me – guess which one the photographer liked more… :P Or perhaps I am just blurring out from the photo Back to the Future style, eventually disappearing for good.

Our contest entry, the Habbo Xmas Campaign didn’t win, but we still had great time in the jacuzzi where you can leave your hat on…

The last photo of the evening taken from the dance floor shows how nice guys finish last AND in style. Natsku and Jaffa are in the zone, Mario & me in the back are admiring the mysterious hand Jaffa is carrying on his shoulder.

Afterwards we conquered Redrum dance floor. And yes, Friday morning sucked big time.

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Posted by venlala on 14th March 2009

The official opening of Terrace Season 2009!

Helsinki Torni terrace, Friday 13 March, 16:30

Outside temperature: +2°C

Me, Juha, Antti & Sami

Me, Juha, Antti & Sami

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Posted by venlala on 21st December 2008

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Raskasta Joulua Xmas party in Tavastia last night :P

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Posted by venlala on 21st December 2008

Christmas kangaroos

…from Australia combined with old skool straw decorations! My beautiful little Christmas tree.
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Joy to the world!

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Posted by venlala on 30th November 2008

UK friends, snow, fire, rain & metal

Yesterday when leaving to James’ 30 year birthday bash (Gratz James!) I was blocked by police and fire brigade. The Christmas season has begun and a candle had lit up a curtain in Botta night club. The ground floor corner pub Manala means hell, so the smoke and flame effects are quite accurate.

Botta in flames

Botta in flames

Right next to Botta is a pub called St. Urho’s. A couple weeks ago my dear UK friends Cath and Nath came to see what Helsinki looks like. In their few days stay they already successfully chose their favourite local pub. St. Urho was watching over the three musketeers.

Cath, Nath and Venla in St Urhos

Cath, Nath and me in St Urho's

More photos from their visit can be seen in their Flickr accounts: Cath and Nath. Andrew C is arriving on Thursday for four days and gets to witness the Finnish independence day on the 6th of December. More photos will be coming up.

After being employed by Sulake I have learned a great deal more about pixel graphics and isometric design. It feels damn good to do something different from the web design for a change. Here’s a picture of how I feel these evenings after my Director lessons:

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Venlala in her Habbo world

Last week the snow suddenly turned Helsinki to a winter wonderland. I immediately ran to the store and bought a cheapish Canon Ixus 85 to capture the snow madness. The results are in Flicker, go check them out.

Bikes under snow

Bikes under snow

There have been several really nice metal gigs in November. The Unholy Alliance featuring Slayer, Trivium, Mastodon and Amon Amarth was playing in Jäähalli couple of days ago. Slipknot, Machine Head and Children of Bodom played in the same venue couple of weeks back. Slipknot show was such a good fun; when you put nine Iowan nutters on the same stage, it sure doesn’t get boring for a second.

Slayer, Helsingin Jäähalli

Slayer, Helsingin Jäähalli

Today the day just never showed up – it was dark throughout the day. People invent different motivational things to stay sane during the Nordic winter. My next door neighbours simply stayed in bed having sex all day long.

The Times suggests that the following five steps to happiness and better life:

Connect
Developing relationships with family, friends, colleagues and neighbours will enrich your life and bring you support.

Be active
Sports, hobbies such as gardening or dancing, or just a daily stroll will make you feel good and maintain mobility and fitness.

Be curious
Noting the beauty of everyday moments as well as the unusual and reflecting on them helps you to appreciate what matters to you.

Learn
Fixing a bike, learning an instrument, cooking – the challenge and satisfaction brings fun and confidence.

Give
Helping friends and strangers links your happiness to a wider community and is very rewarding.

Good effort from Times. However, I think that life’s small pleasures; a big cup of tea and an episode of Supernatural before a new working week will definately work for me now. Over and out.

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Posted by venlala on 21st October 2008

Gratz: Nobel Peace Price for Martti Ahtisaari! Happy Global Anti-Piracy Day!

The former Finnish president Martti Ahtisaari will receive the Nobel Peace Prize for his long lasting international diplomatic work for peace 10 December in Oslo. Yesterday Associated Press revealed a nice bonus prize for the job well done:

Scarlett Johansson will co-host the 2008 Nobel Peace Concert on Dec 11 in honor of this year’s laureate, Finnish peace mediator and former President Martti Ahtisaari, organizers said Monday, Oct 20, 2008.

I know many people who would choose hanging out with Scarlett over winning a Nobel Peace Prize any time. Dear Mr. Ahtisaari – make the best out of these two fab things coming up this December!

Last week saw the release of Max Payne film. It is based on the film-noir style third-person shooter computer game developed by the Finnish company Remedy Entertainment back in 2001. It was the first big major hit for a Finnish computer game industry, so I went to see how Mark Wahlberg passes as Max.

Max Payne computer game cover

Max Payne computer game cover

Even though I am not a massive fan of action films, the film wasn’t actually that bad. I had completely forgotten about the game’s bullet time feature, which was used several times in the film. After The Matrix introduced the style it was the cool thing in special effects for several years. I very much enjoyed the visuals that are kept faithful to the game: rain, snow, shadows, darkness, corruption and dirt. The ambient pumping soundtrack rocked, too. It felt funny to step out from the cinema to a darkness and rain very typical for Helsinki in October. Extended film experience indeed.

Finally, Micosoft wishes all you little pirates and ninjas out there a Happy Anti-Piracy Day!

REDMOND, Wash., Oct 21, 2008: Microsoft Corp. today announced Global Anti-Piracy Day, a simultaneous launch of education initiatives and enforcement actions in 49 countries on six continents to combat the sophisticated, illegal trade of pirated and counterfeit software.

Piratebay, the largest BitTorrent tracker on the Internet also celebrated the event in their homepage:

Bill Gates made me do it.

Bill Gates made me do it.

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Posted by venlala on 22nd September 2008

Humanity, tolerance and the beautiful unnecessity

All the apples have been picked and processed, the real life harvest moon is over and Kaija’s cauldron is back in the box. Bet the dark matter would have been solved already, had Newton chosen to have his nap under this tree.

Nap under this tree could lead anywhere.

Information overload.

Picking apples is a child’s play compared to ensiharvennus, directly translated first thinning of the forest. These pines below were planted by Risto (dad) and Kalle (bro) in 1995 and the time has come to cut down all the surrounding trees and bushes to maximise the growth of the trees. Many Finns own a bit of forest for added income. The trees are cut down and replanted every 80 years or so and the forests are carefully looked after. In Southern Finland it is very difficult to find authentic ikimetsä, natural forest untouched by people.
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A view to the young pine forest

Kalle opts for a brand new Stihl 1D10 bush saw for maximum damage.

Timber!

Everything but the pines must go.

I was given the noob’s harmless 1D4 1-H brush axe described by the manufacturer the following way:
I am considering of dual wielding it for added dps.
Time is money has lately meant to me having money but no time to use it :) This autumn I have finally had plenty of time instead of money and can do things I haven’t done before. Picking mushrooms is great fun – no joke. Whilst Chef Kalle prepares our daily 1000+ kcal lunch in his Trangia, I run around looking for mushrooms Mario style.
Tonight we dine in forest.

Chef Kalle

Look at the size of that thing

Look at the size of that thing!

The evenings I have burned a vainovalkea by the lake. Remember the scene in Return of the King, where Pippin lights up the Minas Tirith beacon? Similar signal fire system used to exist in Finland / Scandinavia warning people about the approaching invader fleets. Those were the times, my signal fire only burns for enjoyment.

Fire by the lake

The beacons of Amon Din are lit! :)

Pyromaani palaa rikospaikalle.

Let me stand next to your fire.

This year celebrates the 100th year from Finnish novelist Mika Waltari’s birth (1908-1979). Waltari is the internationally best-known Finnish writer with over two hundred translations in more than twenty languages. When my mum Kaija was a kid, Waltari spent his summers in a nearby cottage, where he wrote several of his books. So, I join her to the main celebration in the Kuusisto youth club in Pornainen on 21th September.
Kuusisto, Pornainen

Kuusisto, Pornainen

In his time Waltari was not much of a party animal and did not like being famous and celebrated. Some signaling systems (beacons? :P ) were familiar to him, too: According to the locals, he had a secret signal system warning him about approaching reporters that gave him enough time to sneak out to the nearby forest before they were able to get to his house.
Waltari’s capturing historical stories and fluent writing is still beyond comparison. His first and most successful historical novel, beloved The Egyptian was published in 1945 and immediately became an international bestseller. It gets repeatedly voted as the nation’s favorite novel. Waltari was a quick and productive writer completing at least 29 novels, 15 novellas, 6 collections of stories or fairy-tales, 6 collections of poetry and 26 plays, as well as screenplays, radioplays, non-fiction, translations, and hundreds of reviews and articles – even poems for Kieku ja Kaiku comics I loved as a kid.
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Kieku & Kaiku comics colored by kids in Pornainen

In the book Ihmisen ääni (1978), Waltari names three most important personal values to him: suvaitsevaisuus, inhimillisyys ja kaunis turhuus. The first two translate easily to tolerance and humanity, but the third one is harder to translate. Is it beautiful vanity? Beautiful uselessness? Beautiful unnecessity? So, I crawl through the book to find out what he means:
Tässä maailmassa on paljon loistavia näyteikkunoita ja vaaditaan huomattavaa kasvamista yksinäisyyteen ennen kun voi kohtalaisen vilpittömästi huokaista itselleen: Noin paljon on sellaista mitä en tarvitse. Tällä en tietenkään tarkoita vain esineitä. On olemassa muunkinlaisia turhuuden markkinoita. Itse annan suuren arvon kauniille turhuudelle. Se helpottaa ja tekee elämän siedettäväksi. Mutta se ei koskaan saa kädä itse tarkoituksekseen. Tällaisenkin kiusauksen voittaminen, jos sen pystyy voittamaan, on suojelevan yksinäisyyden ansiota.
This world has plenty of bright display windows and it takes a lot of personal growth to loneliness, before one can say without any hesitation: There are so many things I do not need. With this I do not mean only objects. There are also other kind of markets for unnecessities. Personally, I give credit to the beautiful unnecessity that releases the pressure and makes life bearable. But it must never become the reason. Winning the temptation, if one can do it, happens through protective loneliness.
Kids from local schools perform a song about Waltari where they have written their own lyrics. That piece alone is worth coming to the celebration.
Laukkoski and Jokimäki kids

Laukkoski and Jokimäki schools combine forces

Brelo performed several pieces for four kanteles. Kantele is the national instrument of Finland, but bands like this are more of a curiosity. Kids still play metal more often :)
Brelo plays kantele

Brelo live.

I googled if anyone has done kantele metala and turns out that a Finnish luthiery, Koistinen[1], has developed an electric kantele [2], which employs pick-ups similar as those on electric guitars and that has gained popularity amongst Finnish heavy metal composers. I only found Kalevala melody by Finnish folk metal band Ensiferum and a traditional Finnish song My Kantele by the legendary Amorphis – kantele is only present in the lyrics, though. So, kantele is definately not mainstream.
Bit more about Kantele: in the Finnish national epic Kalevala, the Finnish superhero Väinämöinen – and Gandalf-lookalike – owns a kantele made of huge pike’s jaw. He has got a handy special skill being able to kill people by singing and playing his kantele. Death metal dirge? :)
Wikipedia: There can be found some similarities between Väinämöinen and wizards in fantasy literature, first and foremost among them Gandalf in J. R. R. Tolkien‘s The Lord of the Rings. Both are unearthly sages of divine origins, both in possession of unearthly knowledge. Another wizard of Tolkien’s, Saruman the White, possessed a great power of voice and persuasion, which also somewhat mirrors Väinämöinen’s (who was able to charm all manner of woodland creatures with his song and kantele). Tolkien indicated that his stories of Túrin Turambar were a retelling of the Kullervo myth from Kalevala so it is possible that similarities between Gandalf and Väinämöinen were intentional or unconscious rather than coincidental.
Crackling fire in my room

A view to my room

The fire is crackling in the fireplace. I will go and enjoy it for as long as it lasts.

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