Jingle all the way

There is this kinky-cloth-shop right next to where I worked in Sydney. Every morning they had a new spotlight item in the display window.

Near the xmas they showcased an elf dress. Who, oh who, fantasises about that? And who could possibly get away looking sexy dressed as an elf? She perhaps (Ooh, included elfin-ear-tips!), but most of us would end up looking like this.